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swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

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Yard!spam. I regret nothing!

Yard!spam. I regret nothing!

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Shed.

Shed.

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If I ever move back here this is my writing shack. I proclaim it. Right now it’s my parents’ party gazebo.

If I ever move back here this is my writing shack. I proclaim it. Right now it’s my parents’ party gazebo.

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Back yard is not ideal lounging space in summer. Rubber boots required.

Back yard is not ideal lounging space in summer. Rubber boots required.

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tv-and-movies-all-day:

Due South (1994~1999)

"I first came to Chicago on the trail of my father’s killers, and for various reasons remained here a liaison to the Canadian consulate."

Due South is three years and eleven days younger than me. This show is literally the backdrop to my childhood as I’d come home from school and eat bologna sandwiches and the babysitter would watch “that show with the police and the dog,” and in 2005 or so I stumbled upon the fandom I was confused because I did not remember the show being a romance between the police and the other police. I didn’t even remember the other police, I just remembered Fraser, because Canada, so I found old re-runs on TV and started watching, and was like, “OH YEAH. I REMEMBER ALL OF THIS,” and the rest is history.

It’s weird that I sometimes feel out of place in a fandom even though I’ve literally been watching Due South since I was four years old.

What if Canada was real.

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Just some pretty Tom Thomson, because the alternative is finishing my essay.

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rusticpines:

The remaining bits of ice on Lake Michigan.

rusticpines:

The remaining bits of ice on Lake Michigan.

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“The world can be split into two camps: people that like Neil Young and people that don’t. And the people that don’t are fucking idiots.”
—Noel Gallagher of Oasis on Neil Young (via foreverneilyoung)
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Bob Fraser: You always know where you are with clouds. I was taught that by the Group of Six. 
Fraser: The Group of Seven. 
Bob Fraser: Not in our Group.
[…]
Fraser: Those don’t even look like clouds. 
Bob Fraser: Oh, son, son, son. You look but you don’t see. Now look a little more closely at the details. See, these are not really clouds. I’ve got the whole family in there. All of us. There’s Uncle Tiberius. Behind him, Aunt Winny. See that little space? That’s for the grandkid. I’m saving that. 
Fraser: Group of Six…

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I LOVE THE FILMING PROCESS OF HAVEN ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE SHOW ITSELF. THEY’RE ALL IN NOVA SCOTIA FILMING AND IT’S LIKE SUMMER CAMP AND—*FLAILS*

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